Petty All the Time

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Petty season is right around the corner. Cuffing season is just about over so you know it’s about to be a lot of bitter single people out there. They were used over the winter for some comfort and warmth, and now that the hoes are out, they are easily forgotten.

Ways to be petty: Your former booty-call doesn’t want you anymore so you post subs on social media. You can go from 0 to 100 real quick. Post a sub you’re at zero. Post a sub and tag ’em, then you’re at 100.

The definition of “petty” in the Urban Dictionary reads:

“When someone takes a small subject and blows it out of proportion.

At times, making something otherwise insignificant into something bigger to suit their own agenda.

Daisy: Man, that girl is so petty. She can really make a mountain out of a mole hill.

Informed Annie: Oh Jesus, the AFA is boycotting Ford just because they posted ads in gay magazines. How petty!”