Blizzard 2016, Stay Warm and Don’t Get Pregnant [WATCH]
The east coast is experiencing the second biggest blizzard in history.
We got swept with two feet of snow over the weekend, which looks more like three feet from my window. Reports say 19 people have lost their lives as a result of the storm thus far. My condolences to the families and loved ones.
As the snow is piling up outside, people are staying warm inside. New York lifted its travel ban on Sunday while transit started running again, according to Reuters. Washington still has its transit shut.
This year’s blizzard reached 26.8 inches while the largest blizzard back in 2006 was at 26.9 inches. Not that big of a difference.
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio urged people to stay off the streets while street cleaners cleaned up the snow Sunday. I spent two hours shoveling with five other people this morning.
It was a great workout. But if you are old or have low energy, please let someone else do it. About six people died while shoveling snow this week. Be safe!
There are also thousands of homes without power due to the snow storm while others in New Jersey are experiencing flooding.
And this snow storm was so big that NASA saw it from fucking space. Yea. That big. So stay indoors please! Rack up on snacks and snuggle up in front of the heater.
For those of you keeping warm between the sheets, don’t get pregnant if it’s not planned. You might not be able to get a Plan B pill because of the harsh weather conditions. So make sure he pulls out.